[Eminem]
Ugh.. yo yo yo, yo
[Chorus: Eminem]
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I´ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who´s countin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
[Eminem]
Yo, yo
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It´s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can´t describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops)
Aww shit, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (AHH!)
These ´shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losin weight
´Til I see dumb shit start happenin
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, come on bounce
{*GUNFIRE*} I said come on, bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!)
Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down
We don´t bullshit, better ask around
D-12 throws the bomb and smash the town
Bizarre, your mom is passin out
Get her ass on the couch ´fore she crashes out
Come on!
[Kon Artis and Kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He´s upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Heh, hey Von you see me steppin on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid cause the X is gone
Ya I took them all dawg with some parmegan
And I think my arm is gone
Naw it´s probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of cum
And I think he ´bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I´m ´bout to die when I just got on?
Yo stop actin stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (EWW!)
Yeah I think I did too much -- This substance equals cups
Red pills, blue pills, and green -- Big pills (that´s ill), mescaline!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That´s why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some-, somethin, some´un, some´un, some´un {*babbling*}
[Proof]
Pop pills, pills I pop
Pop two pills on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was ??'? and killed the ?
I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I´m, old and gray look for dope to smoke
No okey-doke, I´m packin my nose with coke
{*cough cough cough*} Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby, born by whore lady
Now I gotta strangle a.. (You´re crazy!)
[Swifty McVay]
I pop fo´ E´s at one time
And I don´t need water when I´m swallowin mine
(Yeah, you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can´t get jobs cause our arms show tracks
Why the hell you niggaz think I rap?
We do it just to get your company hijacked
And if you like smack (uh-huh) then I might too
(Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you! (ewww)
And I don´t give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh)
Speed, ´shrooms, down the valiums (uh-huh)
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just copped some and I´m goin back soon
[Chorus]
[Bizarre]
I´m at rave lookin like a slave, high off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit
Pussy poppin, acid droppin, dope-headed guy
Heroin mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin ill
Drugs kill (Yeah right) - Bitch, I´m for real!!!
Shut your mouth you dirty slut, you know you want it in your butt
I´ll put it in your cunt; let Bizarre nut!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That´s why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some-, somethin, some´un, some´un, some´un {*babbling*}
{*harmonica plays until fade*}