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Weird Al Yankovic - Whatever You Like
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Hey girl, 
You know our economy's in the toilet 
But I?m still going to treat you right 

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) 
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah 

Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice 
And we can clip coupons all night 
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) 
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah 

Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please 
Like Burger King or Mickey Ds 
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) 
I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah 

Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy 
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply 
Want it, you can get it, my dear 
I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah 

You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen 
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I?ll keep 'em coming 
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it 
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it 

Pork and beans and Minute Rice 
And we can play Cribbage all night 
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) 
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah 

I can take you to the laundromat downtown 
And watch all the clothes go round and round 
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like) 
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah 

Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo 
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio 
Seven dollar bills rolled 
Up inside my plastic billfold 
Buy you a bagel even if it isn?t day old 
And you never ever gotta wear your sister?s old clothes 
As long as I?m still assistant manager at Kinko?s 
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl 
You ain?t got to pay me, that?s the way that I roll 

My chick can have want she want 
At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want 
I know girl you ain?t never had a man like that 
Who doesn?t make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah 

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai 
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday 
But that?s kind of far and I?m not made of cash 
Do you think you could chip in for gas? 
Mac and Cheese would be all right 
But let?s send out for pizza tonight 
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like) 
I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah 

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do' 
Now I can get free HBO 
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like) 
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah 

And you can always ride the city bus 
Got a stack of tokens just for us 
Yo, my wallet?s fat and full of ones 
It?s all about the Washingtons, that?s right 

You want White Castle, need White Castle 
Long as you got me it won?t be no hassle 
You want it, we?ll get it, just don?t be a hater 
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later 

Thrift store jeans on sale half-price 
The underwear at Goodwill is nice 
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) 
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah 

Baby, I can give you anything you please 
Even share my government cheese 
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like) 
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah