I´m ready... ready as anybody can be
I´m ready... ready as anybody can be
Now I´m ready for you
I hope you´re ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets... wearin´ balls and chain
I´m drinkin´ TNT... I´m smokin´ dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
´Cause I´m ready... ready as anybody can be
I´m ready for you... I hope you´re ready for me
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
I know you feels like I ain´t nowhere
But stop what your doin´ baby come overhere
I´ll prove to you baby... that I ain´t no square
Because I´m ready... ready as anybody can be
Now I´m ready for you... I hope you´re ready for me
I been drinkin´ gin like never before
I feel so good... I want you to know
One more drink... I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin´ to make me feel good
´Cause I´m ready... ready as anybody can be
Now I´m ready for you... I hope you´re ready for me
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