Heīs been trying with limited success To get this girl to let him get into her dress But every time he thinks heīs getting close She threatens death before he gets a chance
And thatīs the way it is in Minnesota And thatīs the way it is in Oklahoma Thatīs the way itīs been since protozoa First climbed onto the shores of California
And sheīs been trying with limited success To get him to turn out the lights and dance Cause like any girl all she really wants That fickle little bitch romance That fickle little bitch romance
And that is why a girl is called a tease And that is why a guy is called a sleaze And thatīs why god made escort agencies One life to live and mace and GHB
And thatīs the way it is in Minnesota And thatīs the way it is in Oklahoma Thatīs the way since the animals and noah First climbed onto the shores of California
Must not be too kind Stop thinking love is blind Clench your fists yeah write "sheīs just not my type..."
Why all these conflicting specifications Maybe to prevent overpopulation All I know is that all around the nation The girls are crying and the boys are masturbating
And thatīs the way it is in Minnesota And thatīs the way it is in Oklahoma Thatīs the way Aristophanes and homer Wrote the Iliad and Lysistrata (not in that order...)
And thatīs the way it is in Minnesota And thatīs the way it is in Oklahoma Thatīs the way itīs been since protozoa First climbed onto the shores of California
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