I could make a dress
A robe fit for a prince
I could clothe a continent
But i canīt sew a stitch
I can paint my face
And stand very very still
Its not very practical
But it still pays the bills
I canīt change my name
But i could be your type
I can dance and win at games
Like backgammon and life
I used to be the smart one
Sharp as a tack
Funny how that skipping years ahead
Has held me back
I used to be the bright one
Top in my class
Funny what they give you when you
Just learn how to ask
I can write a song
But i cant sing in key
I can play piano
But i never learned to read
I canīt trap a mouse
But i can pet a cat
No iīm really serious!
Iīm really very good at that
I canīt fix a car
But i can fix a flat
I could fix alot of things
But iīd rather not get into that
I used to be the bright one
Smart as a whip
Funny how you slip so far when
Teachers dont keep track of it
I used to be the tight one
The perfect fit
Funny how those compliments can
Make you feel so full of it
I can shuffle cut and deal
But i canīt draw a hand
I canīt draw a lot of things
I hope you understand
Iīm not exceptionally shy
But iīve never had a man
That i could look straight in the eye
And tell my secret plans
I can take a vow
And i can wear a ring
And i can make you promises but
They wonīt mean a thing
Canīt you do it for me, iīll pay you well
Fuck iīll pay you anything if you could end this
Canīt you just fix it for me, itīs gone berserk...
Fuck iīll give you anything if
You can make the damn thing work
Canīt you just fix it for me, ill pay you well,
Fuck ill pay you anything
If you can end this
Hello, i love you will you tell me your name?
Hello, iīm good for nothing - will you love me just the same?
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