I´ve got my telescope head in the haystack
I´m getting tired of your dodgeball circus act
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command

Here comes that awful feeling again
Make way for monster jealousy
The strong man kicked sand into my breakfast cereal bowl
I´d spelled your name with Oatios,
he messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up

I´ve got my telescope head in the haystack
I am tired of your dodgeball circus act
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command

(you´re mean, mean, mean
you tease, tease, tease me)

If I were you I´d really run from me
I´d really really wish that I were you
When I get loose I´ll climb a tree
and drop a load on your head
This monster in me makes me retch, you messed it, messed it up

I´ve got my telescope head in the haystack
I am jealous of your dodgeball circus act
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command

(you´re mean, mean, mean
you tease, tease, tease me)

Do you smell jealousy?
Do you smell jealousy, jealousy, jealousy?