Shopping spree for the family tree, haven´t seen your family tree, in quite a while Too many sandwiches and wine, sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech The band arrive, the grannies cry, the singers tongue´s´s in the bar maids mouth, what a voice Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head´s still stuck down the portaloo, what a man
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he´s overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice And that´s just tonight
The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs The bands too loud, they´re off down stairs what a noise The bride and groom they dance their dance The singer mimes there´s still a chance, the bar maid smiles
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he´s overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice And that´s just tonight
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he´s overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head´s still stuck down the portaloo, what a man The bride and groom they dance their dance, the singer mimes there´s still a chance tonight And the bar maid smiles
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