Two nations divided
By a common language
And about two hundred years of new songs and dancing
But the difference is language
And just the bits you got wrong
īCause we were the ones who invented the language
Sorry, oi, thatīs just my idea of a joke
But you guys are different to us across the pond folk
And I keep having to say that Iīm only joking
In New York when I have to buy fags on the road, oi
Biggy man, god bless America and that
But you lot keep killing all your best talent
We build up our stars and then papers sweep on them
And you build on stars and maniacs shoot them
I donīt know much about nines and max
But we still got two dues weīre inclined to pay
And I much prefer the profit margin nowadays
And crystal methods all the height with crack
It was no shock to me when we flew to the door
At the Nars gig where the mans were shooting in a war
Since it got reported in the latest news story
That London is now more dangerous than New york
Two nations divided
By a common language
And about two hundred years of new songs and dancing
But the difference is language
And just the bits you got wrong
īCause we were the ones who invented the language, oi
Understated is how we prefer to be
Thatīs why Iīve sold three millions and youīve never heard of me
The paparazzi shoot me the the girls all loose on me
But donīt shoot hiders, we fight football rivalry
The work wac means to cum back home
And I wrote the ten wac commandments on my own
I was in front of the bloke shooting at the Nars show
But they werenīt shooting at him it was honor that night though
We donīt shoot idols happily shoot instead
Up my road the police just thought are you dead
īCause they guessed he might of been a bit of a terrorister
Does this bomb look big in this bag then but we love Biggy, Johnny Cash and Stevie Wonder
Itīs no Biggy we got no cash and its no wonder
īCause Iīm proud we gave you people like John Lennon
Even though you shot him as well
Two nations divided
By a common language
And about two hundred years of new songs and dancing
But the difference is language
And just the bits you got wrong
īCause we were the ones who invented the language
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