The first time I saw the "Descendents",
They were the fastest band I'd ever seen.
No one in the crowd really cared for them,
We were waiting for the "Alley Cats" to play.
After a couple months I heard "Kabuki Girl",
On Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night.
That was enough, for me I hopped the bus,
To Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favorite record.
The next time I went to the whiskey,
It was "DOA" with Millions Of Dead Cops.
The latter band played faster than I could believe,
But the Songs sounded the same and kinda sucked.
'Cept "John Wayne Was A Nazi",
And Joey Shithead was a drunk.
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp,
Cuz having long hair was a mistake.
The third time I went to the hospital,
I needed 13 stitches in my head.
I managed to catch about 6 songs of "Ill Repute",
Then some suicidal threw me into a post.
My girlfriend started to cry 'cause we had to leave,
Before "D.R.I." played 50 lousy songs.
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes,
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash.
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