Well, I saw the thing, a-Comin' out of the sky, It had the a-one long horn, One big eye. I commenced to shakin', And I said "Ooo-eee, It looks like a purple eater to me."
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, Flyin' purple people eater. (One-eyed, one-horned,) (Flyin' purple people eater) A one-eyed, one-horned, Flyin' purple people eater. Sure looks strange to me. (One eye?)
Well, he came down to earth, And he lit in a tree, I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater, Don't eat me." I heard him say, In a voice so gruff, ("I wouldn't eat you,) ('Cause you're so tough.")
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, Flyin' purple people eater. ((One-eyed, one-horned,)) ((Flyin' purple people eater)) A one-eyed, one-horned, Flyin' purple people eater. Sure looks strange to me. (One horn?)
I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater, [ Find more Lyrics on www.mp3lyrics.org/KpED ] What's your line?" He said, "Eatin' purple people, And it shore is fine. But that's not the reason, That I came to land, (I wanna get a job,) (In a rock'n'roll band.")
Well a-bless my soul, rock'n'roll, Flyin' purple people eater. Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, Flyin' purple people eater. (We wear short shorts.) Friendly little people eater. What a sight to see. (Ohhh!)
And then he swung from the tree, And he lit on the ground, An' he started to rock, a-Really rockin' around. It was a crazy ditty, With a swingin' tune, (Sing a-bop-bop, a-boopa-loppa,) (Loom-bam-boom.)
((Well bless my soul, rock'n'roll,)) ((Flyin' purple people eater.)) ((Pigeon-toed, undergrowed,)) ((Flyin' purple people eater.)) (I like short shorts.) ((Flyin' purple people eater.)) What a sight to see. (Purple People?)
Well, he went on his way, And then a-what do ya know, I saw him last night, On a TV show. He was blowing it out, a-Really knockin' 'em dead, Playin' rock'n'roll music, Through the horn in his head.
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