[male] "last week, I flew to san diego to see my auntie. on day one, I met her hot step-daughter. she's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan. as she stepped out of her massive car, I could only notice she was more than fuckable. I think she was coming back from the game or something, 'cause she was holding those silly pom-poms on day two, I fucked her, and it was wild. she's such a slut."
[chorus] [male] I fucked my american cunt [female] I loved my english romance [male] I fucked my american cunt [female] I loved my english romance [male] it was dirty, a dream came true just like I like it, she's got nice tits [female] it was perfect, a dream came true just like a song by blink 182
[female] "ok, listen girls: I met the hottest guy ever. basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV, I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares? anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair and the cutest british accent ever. straight away, I could tell he was rocker from his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me. mmmmmm, he is totally awesome! oh my god, I think i'm in love"
[chorus] [male] I fucked my american cunt [female] I loved my english romance [male] I fucked my american cunt [female] I loved my english romance [male] it was dirty, a dream came true just like I like it, she's got nice tits [female] it was perfect, a dream came true just like a song by blink 182 [male] I fucked my american cunt [female] I loved my english romance [male] I fucked my american cunt [female] I loved my english romance
[male] "it was so nice to meet you" [female] "the pleasure was all mine, I do like you come to cancun for spring break" [male] "I'll think about it, it could be great" [female] "and don't forget to send me a friend request!" [male] "as if!"
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