Skinny was born in a bathtub And grew so incredibly thin, That even the end of an eyedropper Sucked him in;
Skinny never knew any questions And Skinny never looked at lights, But Skinny sold something Every single night.
Skinny sold a soldier to me Skinny sold a wife, Skinny sold a suction cup And a knife.
Skinny found a "Hello Dolly" Record in the hall. He sold it to a truck driver In the fall.
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