Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence!
College graduates, apply today!
Come decimate dictatorships and over throw regimes
in exotic far-off places, the vacation of your dreams
You'll assemble puppet governments and play the Hand of God
We're an equal-opportunity crime-fighting squad
-CHORUS-
Citizen CIA!
Citizen CIA!
Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day
We'll teach them all our secrets and then we'll walk away
We're knee deep in guerillas, yeah the party never stops
United States of America undercover cop
-CHORUS-
Five weeks paid vacation and a 401K
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