She'll have another piece of pie she'll have a double reuben rye she works hard at eating well that's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs her arms are bigger than my legs and when she holds me I can't breathe that's why I love her
Yeah, I'm her butter she's my bread she's like mobile waterbed and when I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag she's like a human sleeping bag I feel so cozy, safe and warm she's my insulation
I always know just where she sat and when she's on me I get flat some broken ribs a punctured lung that's why I love her
She's my phillie, I'm her stud her bean is bigger than my pud it's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale that's why I love her
She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her
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That's why I love her
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