Chorus 1: I just want to go ski Get all my shit for free (Whoa)
Have fun eternally Or ?til I blow my knee (Whoa)
Hitting jumps of all sizes Competing for prizes And contracts and hos (Contracts and hos)
I?m a marginal rider With papes and a lighter And my friend?s a pro
My friend?s a pro (6x)
Verse 1 (Colby): So you wanna go ski And be balling like me Never pushing the limits Staying injury free
Fuck waxing bases Bitch, I don?t know how Fuck sharpening edges I?ve got team managers now
Skiing three days a week For just two hours a day And the number one reason Is so that I can get paid
Don?t you front on me This is as hard as it get I need my MacBook Pro I need my Intermanet (Internet)
If you think you?re a pro This log of snus is for you Don?t spill a drop of that sizzurp Or else you?ll drink from my shoe
I?m as tight as they come Just letting everybody know I was made for this shit I?m as white as the snow
Fuck all you fuckers This shit is fucking fucked Hating shits, fuck you You motherfucking chumps
I came out to Super Sessions Fit to flick a bean Uh oh, bitches, run Here comes the Dream Team
Chorus 2: I just want to go ski Get all my shit for free (Whoa)
Have fun eternally Or ?til I blow my knee (Whoa)
Hitting jumps of all sizes Competing for prizes And contracts and hos (Contracts and hos)
I?m a marginal rider Your shit might be tighter But my friend?s a pro
My friend?s a pro (6x)
Verse 2 (John): So you want to go ski And be gnarly like me Get shots and show up In the DVD?s and magazines
Some fools think it?s easy But that?s because they don?t see It takes me 50 tries to get A single trick that looks clean
And that?s why haters hate But I won?t ever let it Bother me. And if it does I picture my newest edit.
Picture, um, syrup-sipping Picture, um, Scotty Pippen Picture other shit they talk about all the time in hip-hop albums?
Ayo, hold on a minute I ain?t even finished I got a cell phone With all the pros? names in it
I got a black key I got a gold chain If it?s on Jon tonight I?m pouring champagne
I?m looking tight in the air Keeping my steeze together Something, something, something Afterbang, or whatever (Whatever)
Fuck flat, motherfucker ?Cuz I?m on a slope Not ?cuz I?m dope I?m friends with a pro
Bridge: Bright colors used to be whack But then they came right back Pro skiers look like a bag of Skittles
When I decide to go ski It?s all eyes on me They saying, ?Oh man, he?s the shittles!?
Still grinding Still hustling Afterbanging And trick busting
To my ladies, and my shorties, and my hos Get to dancing and grind on them pros
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